By Milt Rosen

Ugliness moves one out of each 4 americans. It occurs within the better of families...look at Phyllis Diller, Howard Cosell...and Don Rickles! So the subsequent time you re in the street, and also you run Into somebody who shouldn't be allowed out of the home test considered one of these:
Ir's an exceptional factor for him that mirrors can't laugh!
He worships the floor she crawled out of
Remember good looks is fleeting gruesome is right here to stay

Milt Rosen is a widely known comedy author who has labored for such indicates as "The Dean Martin Show," "Trapper
John," and "Too shut for Comfort," Milt Rosen has all of the credentials. He has written fabric for nearly each nice comic from Bob desire to Milton Berle, and he has labored on list albums for Bob Newhart and The Smothers Brothers.

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A job like that would kill anybody. " "Isn't that kind of risky . " "Well , if you tke up that line of work, you have to take risks. " "You keep making fun of your girl's looks. Is her face ugly? Her shape? Her legs? " * A mother walked into her twenty-year old daughter's room and was horrified to find her daughter, a very ugly young woman, in bed with a handsome young man. His figure was lithe and muscular. His handsome face had finely chiseled features . Upset, the mother demanded to know what was going on.

A t\vo bagger. ( / • • She was so fat, when she passed a drugstore, the scales inside jumped. When she walked into a bank, they'd turn off the camera. She was so ugly, when she was captured by cannibals, they threw her away and cooked her clothes. * * • She was a luscious-looking woman. Only lushes would look at her. ,. " ~ Her looks were bountiful. Unfortunately she couldn 't find any bounty hunters. The easiest way to find the uglies t girl in town--Ask somebody to get you a blind date. She was so ugly, in school she was chosen as the Most Likely to be the Least Likely.

She once got acne because it was free. She was so ugly, at smart parties they asked her to snort Gainsburgers. She had more chins that a Chinese phonebook. * He was so fat as a child , when it started to rain they made him come into the house so the lawn could get wet. He was so fat, every time he went through a turnstile he had to make three trips . She was so fat, she looked like a parade standing still. r She was so ugly, when she posed for a photographer who said, " Watch the bird ie ," the birdie wouldn't come out.

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